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Cool jokes
« on: June 30, 2008, 10:04:10 AM »
A small rabbit jumped to bakeries, asked: "Hi boss,Do you have 100 small bread ah?"
The boss: "ah, I am sorry, not so much"
"This ah..." Small rabbit Chuitousangqi to left.
The next day, small rabbit jumped to bakeries, "Hi boss, has 100 small bread ah?"
The boss: "Sorry, did not ah"
"This ah..." Small rabbit and Chuitousangqi to left.
Third day, small rabbit jumped to bakeries, "the boss, has 100 small bread ah?"
The boss happy, said: "With there, and today we have 100 small bread!"
Small rabbit take out of money: "very good, I bought two!"



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Re: Cool jokes
« Reply #1 on: November 29, 2014, 03:41:41 PM »
lol thats cool  :)

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Re: Cool jokes
« Reply #2 on: December 06, 2014, 09:43:48 AM »
AhmadG : *calls the town police station* Hello? I need your help!
Police Officer : Alright, What is it?
AhmadG : 2 girls are fighting over me!
Police Officer : So what's your emergency?
AhmadG : The ugly 1 is winning.

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Re: Cool jokes
« Reply #3 on: December 06, 2014, 09:46:29 AM »

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Re: Cool jokes
« Reply #4 on: January 06, 2015, 07:23:32 AM »
 =:)) LOL =:)) LOL...............

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

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Re: Cool jokes
« Reply #5 on: January 06, 2015, 07:32:28 AM »
R.I.P Mr Smartest Man In The World............  =:))

A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a Sunday afternoon flight on a small private plane. Suddenly, the plane developed engine trouble.

In spite of the best efforts of the pilot, the plane started to go down. Finally, the pilot grabbed a parachute, yelled to the passengers that they had better jump, and bailed out.

Unfortunately, there were only three parachutes remaining.

The doctor grabbed one and said "I'm a doctor, I save lives, so I must live," and jumped out.

The lawyer then said, "I'm a lawyer and lawyers are the smartest people in the world. I deserve to live."

He also grabbed a parachute and jumped.

The priest looked at the little boy and said, "My son, I've lived a long and full life. You are young and have your whole life ahead of you. Take the last parachute and live in peace."

The little boy handed the parachute back to the priest and said, "Not to worry, Father. The 'smartest man in the world' just took off with my back pack."

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Re: Cool jokes
« Reply #6 on: January 30, 2015, 12:01:04 PM »
 =:))

Its Johnny's birthday, so his wife decides to surprise him, she takes him to a Strip Club.
At the club :-
DOORMAN: Hey Johnny! How are you?
WIFE: How does he know you?
Johnny: We play Golf together!
BARTENDER: The usual beer Johnny?
WIFE: And how does he know you?
Johnny: He's on the Bowling Team!
HOT STRIPPER: The special Lap Dance again, Johnny?
The Wife storms out...... dragging Johnny with her, into a taxi!
TAXI DRIVER: Hey Johnny....You picked an ugly one this time....Same Hotel?
« Last Edit: January 30, 2015, 12:03:14 PM by AhmadF »

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Re: Cool jokes
« Reply #7 on: January 31, 2015, 07:22:10 AM »
 :innocent:  >:)

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Re: Cool jokes
« Reply #8 on: February 15, 2015, 08:26:00 AM »
Johnny and his wife at home talking
 
Wife : Honey, is it that every weekend you have fishing trips?
Johnny : Thats right my love, any problem?
Wife : I want to tell you that, another "fish" that you fished, called and said shes pregnant

=:)) =:))



 


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Re: Cool jokes
« Reply #9 on: February 15, 2015, 08:52:07 AM »
 =:)) =:))

Doctor : I regret to tell you that you
have a brain tumor.
Johnny : (jumps in joy) YES!!!!
Doctor: Did you get what
I just told you?
Johnny : Yes of course, do you think I’m dumb?
Doctor : Then why are you so
happy instead of being sad?
Johnny : It’s a thing of joy to me cos everyone
says i have no brain but at least now this proves
that I have a brain…. 

 

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